SouLe$$ Music is a record label from an alternate universe run by Morty "The Duke" Underwood.
THE DUKE
"DingleBerry, Texas. 1982. Where it all began." -The Duke
"The kids at elementary school treated me nice." -The Duke
"I'll cherish the memories I made in high school forever." -The Duke
"After college I decided to share my talent with the world." -The Duke
"Mom & Dad always valued a FAMILY tour." -The Duke
"Middle school was no different." -The Duke
"It wasn't until college that I started to TRULY master my craft." -The Duke
"I brought peace to the Hindus." -The Duke
"Trophies to the Scandinavians." -The Duke
"Medicine to the Natives." -The Duke
"Power to the Gullahs." -The Duke
"Then it was time to come home." -The Duke
"Times were tough." -The Duke
"Aha!" -The Duke
"I knew I would need some help." -The Duke
"And so it began." -The Duke
FAQ
STAFF
Who are you and what inspired you to start SouLe$$ Music?
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They call me The Duke. I'm the CEO of SouLe$$ Music and it all started when I realized I could run a lucrative business revolving around a craft I know nothing about, and sell the creations of passionate artists for maximum profit.
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What do you look for when signing an artist?
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There is only ONE question I ask myself before signing an artist.
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-Will this artist get ME laid?
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What advice do you have for kids aspiring to be in the music industry?
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Do what people in charge (like ME) tell you to do!
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How can artists submit to SouLe$$ Music?
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Artists can submit by making a donation of $500 or more via PayPal to TheSouLessDuke@gmail.com. Oh, and don't forget to include a link to your music.
​​CEO - Morty "The Duke" Underwood
Web Design - Don Drangle
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VP - Now Hiring!
Digital Marketing - Now Hiring!
Street Team - Now Hiring!
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If you are interested in applying for any of the above positions, please send your social security number to TheSouLessDuke@gmail.com to be considered.